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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
    would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it)
    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
    enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now
    that's
    more like it)
    A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.(In my next life
    I want to be a pig)(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
    hour.(Still can't get over that pig thing)(Don't try this at
    home...maybe
    at work?)
    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
    sex for pleasure.(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)(And pigs get
    30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
    The strongest muscle in the body is the
    tongue.(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
    longer than left-handed
    people do.(If you're ambidextrous do you split the
    difference?)
    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
    times its own weight
    and always falls over on its right side when
    intoxicated.(From drinking little bottles of...?)
    (Did taxpayers pay for thisresearch??)
    Polar bears are left handes.(Who knew....? Who cares?
    How'd they find out, ask them?)
    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What can be
    so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
    like a human jumping the
    length of a football field.(30 minutes...can you
    imagine?? And why pigs?)
    A cockroach will live nine days without it's head,
    before it starves to death.(Creepy)
    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
    head is attached to its
    body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
    head off.(Honey, I'm home. What the....)(Well, at least pigs get a break
    there...)
    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(In my next life
    I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity)
    Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez)(That's
    almost as bad as catfish)
    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.(I know
    some people like that.)
    Starfish don't have brains.(I know some people like
    that too.)
    After reading all these, all I can say
    is.............Lucky Pigs...


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    Das ist echt zu geil, ich hab' mich echt totgelacht!!!
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