Guten Tag, ich bin der Sudan

[Caliste]

,

[Lenin]

Jetzt bin ich plötzlich Chile! Erste Frage anders beantwortet und schon kommen interessantere Dinge zur Sprache, ob ich gerne größer wäre, etwa. oder ob Nixon oder Kissinger das größere Arschloch war.

[Lenin]

You're Mozambique! Es wird immer verrückter...

[Tristram Shandy]

Tja, und ich bin SINGAPUR!

Wie unsympathisch.

You're Singapore!
You're small but well-built and people are a little afraid of you. You might even walk with a cane that people find somewhat menacing, rather than seeing it as an aid to your mobility.

You like an urban lifestyle, with little time for nature or the more rural pleasures of life. This fast-paced lifestyle suits you, and you wish everyone around you would just shape up.

[Stahnkes Darm]

Wer wollte mir eins auf die Glocke geben?

You're France!
Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that you're better than everyone else. At least you're more loyal to the real language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else. You aren't worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other things that it usually doesn't matter. Some of your finest works were intended to be short-term projects.

[p.aristide]

PAFFF !!!!

[DREA]

Das haett ich nun wirklich nicht erwartet:

You're North Korea!
Look out! You're absolutely wacko. Completely insane. There's no telling what you're going to do, and it could make you a danger to yourself and others. People are so scared of you that they usually just cover their eyes and pretend you're not there. The main impact this has had is to make you even more scary, as you yearn for attention and contact with the outside world. Everyone just wants you to calm down.

2. Versuch: Mexico

3. Versuch: India

[Der wahre rron calli]

You're Egypt!
Curator of ancient mystical secrets, your life on the surface is fairly typical these days. Though you are in denial about more things than most people. Nevertheless, you're trying to convince people that you're safe despite your more volatile and unstable times that seem to be behind you. You like cats a whole lot.

Ach so.

[Pond]

COSTA RICA. Das kann nicht sein. Ich verabscheue tellergroße Insekten. DAS haben sie nicht abgefragt. Pah!

[Schocker]

You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.

Gut genug, doch.

[Bartholmy]

Tja, bei einer Frage konnte ich mich nicht präzise entscheiden ("Civil war" - oder "go with the flow" - das ist ja immer so eine Frage von Tagesflow und Aggressionsstau. Und deswegen bin ich entweder
A. Spanien oder
B. Thailand

[ingwer]

bei mir war die umfrage nach drei mal klicken schon zu ende und ich bin südafrika. das nehm ich mal so hin.