Guten Tag, ich bin der Sudan

[hanswasheiri]

na ja, bangladesh. wo liegt bangladesh? ich habe immer gedacht, das wäre eine stadt? huch, ich kenne mich schlecht, wie es scheint.

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<font face="Georgia Ref, Verdana, Eurostile, Tahoma, Arial" size="5">You're
Bangladesh!<br><i><font size="3">Everyone else keeps eating your food, and
as a result it seems like you're starving all the time. &nbsp;Your life is just flooded
with problems, and you're pretty sure that everything would be easier if half the
people you knew just went away. &nbsp;Unfortunately, they're hungry too, so they
might go away in a way you don't want. &nbsp;George Harrison's music becoming
wildly popular may be your only hope, but even he's gone away now.</font><br><font
size="2" face="Times New Roman">Take the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a> at the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a></font></i></font></p>

[stu]

You like rain on the plain, as well as interesting architecture and a diverse number of races and religions. _You like to explore a lot, but sailing, especially in large groups, never really seems to work out for you. _Beware of pirates and dictators bearing bombs. _And for heavens' sake, stop running around bulls! _It's just not safe!

ich bin SPANIEN.

[MissJuni]

Sag ich doch.

You're the United Kingdom!
You're a much weaker person than you used to be, but you still act like you did when everyone looked up to you. _Despite this, you're probably a better person than you were when you had so much power over those around you. _Though you do have a strange fascination with jewels and monarchs, which lets you play in castles, but also end up leading a sort of tabloid lifestyle. _You really like the Beatles, even more than you like Oasis.

[joq]

Costa Rica. Ha!!

[bettyford]

komisch, Jockel habe ich mir immer als Holland vorgestellt.

[Reno Schmittchen]

Ha, ich dümpel im Mittelmeer.

You're Cyprus!
Your parents probably had different ethnic backgrounds and now they're almost certainly divorced, or at least they argue all the time. You mostly just wish they'd leave you alone instead of using you as a pawn in their tortured conflict with each other. Instead, you've become the battleground for a fight that doesn't really feel like it's yours. You'd rather just go fishing. But that doesn't look likely in the immediate future. Just keep cooking with olive oil and you'll live longer, at least.

[joq]

HOLLAND?

[bettyford]

Das hat jetzt nichts mit jockel zu tun, aber in einer der letzten Ausgaben der Zeit gab es eine Vorurteils-Matrix der Europäer, die mich sehr zum kichern brachte, denn die Spanier sagten über die Holländer :"Wie die Deutschen, nur dicker" und das fand ich niedlich. Und ich muss auch immer noch kichern über Copi und das "Tschalp", das ist einfach gut.

[Benzini]

Kolumbien.

You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's. You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.

Argh.

[Lenin]

Ich dachte, ICH wäre Holland. Aber:

"You're Canada!
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person."

Dabei geht mir Eishockey TOTAL am Pupsik vorbei.

[Caliste]

,

[joq]

[chypre douze points]