Do you like to kiss? & Sipping Vodka

ohne Worte


> > > > > > > Sorry,
> > > > > > > but this chain letter is for real.
> > > > > > > When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
> > > > > > > she ignored it and a week later the love of her
> > > > > > > life dumped her for no good reason so
> > > > > > > BEWARE,
> > > > > > > and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Lovers of the Heart
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > In order to form
> > > > > > > a more perfect kiss,
> > > > > > > enable the mighty hug to promote
> > > > > > > to whom we please
> > > > > > > but one kiss.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Article 1:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Statement of Love:
> > > > > > > The Kiss
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the hand
> > > > > > > I adore you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the cheek
> > > > > > > I just want to be friends
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the neck
> > > > > > > I want you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 4.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the lips
> > > > > > > I love you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 5.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the ears
> > > > > > > I am just playing
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 6.
> > > > > > > Kiss anywhere else
> > > > > > > lets not get carried away
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 7.
> > > > > > > Look in your eyes
> > > > > > > kiss me
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 8.
> > > > > > > Playing with your hair
> > > > > > > I can't live without you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 9.
> > > > > > > Hand on your waist
> > > > > > > I love you to much to let you go
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Article 2:
> > > > > > > The Three Steps
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > > Girls:
> > > > > > > If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > > Guys
> > > > > > > If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3.
> > > > > > > Guys & Girls
> > > > > > > Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Article 3:
> > > > > > > The Commandments
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > > Thou shall not squeeze
> > > > > > > too hard.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > > Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
> > > > > > > but take one.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3.
> > > > > > > Thou shall kiss
> > > > > > > at every opportunity.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > * Remember *
> > > > > > > A peach is a peach
> > > > > > > A plum is a plum,
> > > > > > > A kiss isn't a kiss
> > > > > > > Without some tongue.
> > > > > > > So open up your mouth
> > > > > > > close your eyes,
> > > > > > > and give your tongue
> > > > > > > some exercise!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Here are a few reasons
> > > > > > > why guys like girls:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > > They will always smell good
> > > > > > > even if its just shampoo
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > > The way their heads always
> > > > > > > find the right spot on our shoulder
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3.
> > > > > > > How cute they look when they sleep
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 4.
> > > > > > > The ease in which they fit into our arms
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 5.
> > > > > > > The way they kiss you and
> > > > > > > all of a sudden everything
> > > > > > > is right in the world
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 6.
> > > > > > > How cute they are when they eat
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 7.
> > > > > > > The way they take hours
> > > > > > > to get dressed
> > > > > > > but in the end
> > > > > > > it makes it all worth while
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 8.
> > > > > > > Because they are always
> > > > > > > warm even when its minus 30 outside
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 9.
> > > > > > > The way they look good
> > > > > > > no matter what they wear
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 10.
> > > > > > > The way they fish for compliments
> > > > > > > even though you both know that you
> > > > > > > think she's the most
> > > > > > > beautiful thing on this earth
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 11.
> > > > > > > How cute they are when they argue
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 12.
> > > > > > > The way her hand always finds yours
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 13.
> > > > > > > The way they smile
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 14.
> > > > > > > The way you feel
> > > > > > > when you see their name
> > > > > > > on the call ID
> > > > > > > after you just had a big fight
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 15.
> > > > > > > The way she says
> > > > > > > "lets not fight anymore"
> > > > > > > even though you know that
> > > > > > > an hour later....
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 16.
> > > > > > > The way they kiss when
> > > > > > > you do something nice for them
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 17.
> > > > > > > The way they kiss you
> > > > > > > when you say
> > > > > > > "I love you"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 18.
> > > > > > > Actually ...
> > > > > > > just the way they kiss you...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 19.
> > > > > > > The way they fall into your arms
> > > > > > > when they cry
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 20.
> > > > > > > Then the way they apologize
> > > > > > > for crying over something that silly
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 21.
> > > > > > > The way they hit you
> > > > > > > and expect it to hurt
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 22.
> > > > > > > Then the way they apologize
> > > > > > > when it does hurt.
> > > > > > > (even though we don't admit it)!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 23.
> > > > > > > The way they say
> > > > > > > "I miss you"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 24.
> > > > > > > The way you miss them
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 25.
> > > > > > > The way their tears
> > > > > > > make you want to
> > > > > > > change the world
> > > > > > > so that it
> > > > > > > doesn't hurt her anymore.....
> > > > > > > Yet regardless
> > > > > > > if you love them,
> > > > > > > hate them,
> > > > > > > wish they would die
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > know that you would die
> > > > > > > without them ...
> > > > > > > it matters not.
> > > > > > > Because once in your life,
> > > > > > > whatever they were to the world
> > > > > > > they become everything to you..
> > > > > > > When you look them in the eyes,
> > > > > > > traveling to
> > > > > > > the depths of their souls
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > you say a million things
> > > > > > > without trace of a sound,
> > > > > > > you know that your own life
> > > > > > > is inevitable consumed
> > > > > > > within the rhythmic beatings
> > > > > > > of her very heart.
> > > > > > > We love them for a million reasons,
> > > > > > > No paper would do it justice.
> > > > > > > It is a thing not of the mind
> > > > > > > but of the heart.
> > > > > > > A feeling.
> > > > > > > Only felt.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > *
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This chain started in 1887.
> > > > > > > It is a love chain letter.
> > > > > > > In an hour you are
> > > > > > > supposed to send it to
> > > > > > > 25 people.
> > > > > > > It is easy, just look into
> > > > > > > chat rooms and find them.
> > > > > > > Anyway,
> > > > > > > send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
> > > > > > > Now here
> > > > > > > comes the fun part.
> > > > > > > You then say
> > > > > > > the name of the person
> > > > > > > you like or love
> > > > > > > and then the person will say
> > > > > > > "I love you,"
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > "Will you go out with me?"
> > > > > > > NO JOKE!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > This is just too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a
chain
> > > letter that I don't mind... IT'S FUNNY (DON'T BREAK THE CHAIN)
> > >
> > > A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak.
> After
> > > mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. the monsignor
replied,
> 'When
> > > I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass
of
> vodka
> > > next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a
sip."
So
> > > next
> > > Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the
sermon,
> he
> > > got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon
his
> > > return to his office after mass, he found the following note on
the
> door:
> > > 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
> > > 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
> > > 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
> > > 4.Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
> > > 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
> > > 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
> > > 7.The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior
> and
> > > the Spook.
> > > 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
> > > 9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his Donkey,
don't
> say
> > > he was stoned off his ass.
> > > 10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
> > > 11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said,"Take
this
and
> > > eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
> > > 12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
> > > 13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
thanks
> for
> > > the grub, yeah God.
> > > 14.Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peters
not
a
> > > Peter-pulling contest at St.Taffy's.
> > >
> > > The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck
to
> > > everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have
> > > badluck.
> > > Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
five
of
> > your
> > > friends to whom you wish good luck. You will see that something
good
> > > happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken

Was sind das nur für Menschen, die sich solchen Dreck ausdenken?

Und was sind das für Menschen, die diesen Schund dann auch noch forwarden...

Aber echt!!!

...aber wenn ich ganz schrecklich viel Pech bekomme, sage ich bescheid!!

:)