Gegen Rundmails

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now
that's
more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.(In my next life
I want to be a pig)(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.(Still can't get over that pig thing)(Don't try this at
home...maybe
at work?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)(And pigs get
30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed
people do.(If you're ambidextrous do you split the
difference?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for thisresearch??)
Polar bears are left handes.(Who knew....? Who cares?
How'd they find out, ask them?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What can be
so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human jumping the
length of a football field.(30 minutes...can you
imagine?? And why pigs?)
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head,
before it starves to death.(Creepy)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.(Honey, I'm home. What the....)(Well, at least pigs get a break
there...)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(In my next life
I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez)(That's
almost as bad as catfish)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.(I know
some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains.(I know some people like
that too.)
After reading all these, all I can say
is.............Lucky Pigs...