Subject: Life's Certainties
The beat goes on...and on and on and on............
>The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking, well-dressed, just past middle-age gentleman. 'Can I help you?' the madam asked.
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>'I want to see Natalie,' the old man replied.
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>'Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else...'
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>'No, I must see Natalie.'
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>Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
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>The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie.
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>Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...
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>it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the man took out the money,
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>the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left.
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>When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room
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>they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man:
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>'No one has ever used my services three nights in a row.
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>Where are you from?'
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>The old man replied, 'I'm from Philadelphia.'
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>'Really?' replied Natalie. 'I have family who lives there.'
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>'Yes, I know,' said the old man. 'Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 >inheritance.'
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>Moral: Some things in life are certain: taxes, death, and being screwed by an attorney.
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'Von ganzem Herzen, für alle Zeit...'
(Beitrag wurde von DerCaptain am 11.06.2001 um 11:51 Uhr bearbeitet.)
