> >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> >George: Great. Lay it on me.
> > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> >George: That's what I want to know.
> >Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> >Condi: Yes.
> >George: I mean the fellow's name.
> >Condi: Hu.
> >George: The guy in China.
> >Condi: Hu.
> >George: The new leader of China.
> >Condi: Hu.
> >George: The Chinaman!
> >Condi: Hu is leading China.
> >George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> >Condi: That's the man's name.
> >George: That's who's name?
> >Condi: Yes.
> >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> >Condi: Yes, sir.
> >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
> >Condi: That's correct.
> >George: Then who is in China?
> >Condi: Yes, sir.
> >George: Yassir is in China?
> >Condi: No, sir.
> >George: Then who is?
> >Condi: Yes, sir.
> >George: Yassir?
> > Condi: No, sir.
> > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> >Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> >Condi: Kofi?
> >George: No, thanks.
> >Condi: You want Kofi?
> >George: No.
> >Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> >And then get me the U.N.
> >Condi: Yes, sir.
> >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> >Condi: Kofi?
> >George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> >Condi: And call who?
> >George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> >Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
> >George: Will you stay out of China?!
> >Condi: Yes, sir.
> >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
> > Condi: Kofi.
> > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.