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Thema: Frau Mobutu braucht unsere Hilfe

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    Frau Mobutu braucht unsere Hilfe

    Fast schon ein Fall fürs Paparazzi-Forum. Soeben erreicht mich dieser erschütternde Hilferuf aus Afrika:

    ATTN:PRESIDENT/CEO

    DEAR FRIEND,

    I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
    SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
    OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
    THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
    CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

    I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
    JOHNSON AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
    CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D’IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
    AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
    MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
    DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
    CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
    DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER

    FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW

    HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
    ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
    EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
    TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE

    MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
    STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
    LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
    TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
    CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
    FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
    IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND

    CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM THIRTY MILLION
    UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$30,000,000,00.) WITH A
    SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE, FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
    SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
    KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO
    INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY
    ON OUR BEHALF. ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE,
    SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (JOHNSON) WHO
    HAS THE MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID
    FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY,
    BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO
    WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL
    COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND
    NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT
    EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
    THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
    THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN
    CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL
    PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU
    WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND
    ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION
    FOR YOUR SERVICES.

    FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
    INFORMATION, THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS(m.seko1@crux.com )THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
    NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE.

    BEST REGARDS,

    MRS M. SESE SEKO

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    Digital Immigrant

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    Ich habe vor ein paar Jahren in Brüssel einen herrlichen Dokumentarfilm über Mobutu gesehen. Wirklich großes Kino. Es gab eine Szene, in der ein riesiger Staatsakt gezeigt wurde, anlässlich der Inauguration von Mobutus eigenem Rakentenprogramm, für das er eine menge drittklassiger Wissenschaftler engagiert hatte. Es gibt also viel Pomp und Aufmarsch, Reden und Trara, und dann endlich wird die Rakete abgeschossen, Richtung Weltall. Sie fliegt einen kleinen lustigen Bogen und landet dann in einem Tümpel. Alle gucken. Mobutus Miene bleibt unbewegt. Nie wieder habe ich komischeres gesehen.

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    U, you made my day.

    Großer Lacher, auch ohne den Film gesehen zu haben.

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    Rakentenprogramm im Tümpel. Passt doch.

    Hier übrigens die neuste Variante der Nigeria-Nummer.
    Geändert von DerCaptain (09.10.2002 um 15:16 Uhr)

    Digital Immigrant

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    Tsss, was für ein trauriges Ende einer Karriere als DiktatorenFirstLady: Schreibkraft bei der Nigeria Connection.

    Ulrike, einfach Gross! Artig!
    Have a laugh at the horror of the things to come.

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