Men!

[Zazie]

> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
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> (because they are plugged into a genius)
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> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
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> (they don't have enough time)
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> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE
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> ONE EGG?
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> (they don't stop to ask directions)
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> 4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
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> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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> 5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
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> (because they don't have penises to put them in)
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> 6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN
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> COMMON?
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> (they're intended for children, but men usually
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> play with them)
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> 7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
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> BACKS?
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> ( because their balls fall over their assholes
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> and they vapor lock)
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> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

(hier habe ich in der Tat am meisten gelacht. Derjenige, der mir die Mail hat zukommen lassen, schlief tatsächlich meistens auf dem Rücken und schnarchte wie ein ganzes Sägewerk.)
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> 8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
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> (it is sex with someone they love)
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> 9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
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> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail
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> parties)
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> 10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
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> (you need a rough draft before you make a final
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> copy)
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> 11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM
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> WHITE?
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> (so he can tell if he's coming or going)
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> 12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET
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> SEAT DOWN?
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> (don't know...... it never happened)

[Spleen]

Autsch! ;)