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    Das hat man davon...

    Im Urlaub ist man ja fahrlässig und gibt schon mal seine Email Adresse hübschen dummen Amerikanerinnen. Das hat man davon:

    «Here is a pretty neat little
    thing from Paul Harvey. See if
    you can guess the riddle at the
    end.

    Paul Harvey Writes:

    We tried so hard to make things
    better for our kids that we made
    them worse. For my
    grandchildren, I'd like better.

    I'd really like for them to
    know about hand me down clothes
    and homemade ice cream and
    leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I
    really would.

    I hope you learn humility by
    being humiliated, and that you
    learn honesty by being cheated.

    I hope you learn to make your
    own bed and mow the lawn and
    wash the car.

    And I really hope nobody gives
    you a brand new car when you are
    sixteen.

    It will be good if at least one
    time you can see puppies born
    and your old dog put to sleep.

    I hope you get a black eye
    fighting for something you
    believe in.

    I hope you have to share a
    bedroom with your younger
    brother/sister. And it's all
    right if you have to draw a line
    down the middle of the room,but
    when he wants to crawl under the
    covers with you because he's
    scared, I hope you let him.

    When you want to see a movie and
    your little brother/sister wants
    to tag along, I hope you'll let
    him/her.

    I hope you have to walk uphill
    to school with your friends and
    that you live in a town where
    you can do it safely.

    On rainy days when you have to
    catch a ride, I hope you don't
    blocks away so you won't be seen
    riding with someone as uncool as
    your Mom.

    If you want a slingshot, I hope
    your Dad teaches you how to make
    one instead of buying one.

    I hope you learn to dig in the
    dirt and read books.

    When you learn to use computers,
    I hope you also learn to add and
    subtract in your head.
    > > >
    I hope you get teased by your
    friends when you have your first
    crush on a boy\girl, and when
    you talk back to your mother
    that you learn what ivory soap
    tastes like.

    May you skin your knee climbing
    a mountain, burn your hand on a
    stove and stick your tongue on a
    frozen flagpole.

    I don't care if you try a beer
    once, but I hope you don't like
    it. And if a friend offers you
    dope or a joint, I hope you
    realize he is not your friend.

    I sure hope you make time to sit
    on a porch with your
    Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing
    with your Uncle.
    > > >
    May you feel sorrow at a funeral
    and joy during the holidays.

    I hope your mother punishes you
    when you throw a baseball
    through your neighbor's window
    and that she hugs you and kisses
    you at Hannukah/Christmas time
    when you give her a plaster mold
    of your hand.
    > > >
    These things I wish for you -
    tough times and disappointment,
    hard work and happiness. To me,
    it's the only way to appreciate
    life.

    Written with a pen. Sealed with
    a kiss. I'm here for you. And if
    I die before you do, I'll go to
    heaven and wait for you.
    > > >
    Send this to all of your
    friends. We secure our friends,
    not by accepting favors, but by
    doing them.
    > > >
    Paul Harvey RIDDLE:

    When asked this riddle, 80% of
    kindergarten kids got the
    answer, compared to 17% of
    Stanford University seniors.
    > > >
    What is greater than God, More
    evil than the devil, The poor
    have it, The rich need it, And
    if you eat it, you'll die?
    > > >
    Send this to 10 people and then
    press shift and you will get the
    answer.

    P.S. You won't believe this, but
    this really does give you the
    answer!!!!»

    Ach ja, ich gehöre zu den 20 Prozent Kids oder zu den 83 Prozent Stanford-Seniors.Soll mir doch einer die Antwort geben.

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    Member Avatar von Berta Cardella
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    *weiß auch keine Antwort *

    Um Himmels Willen, die Amis. Mein herzliches Beileid, random walk.

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    Member Avatar von Anastasia
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    Die Antwort lautet: nichts resp. nothing. Wahnsinnig tiefgründig.

    Beileid auch von mir.
    Leichter gesagt als getan: Kartoffeln schälen
    Leichter getan als gesagt: Exspiration

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    Da geben sich mehr oder minder talentierte Computerfreaks mehr oder minder Muehe, um die teuflischsten Internet-Wuermer zu kreieren.
    Braeuchten die garnicht.

    Diese duemmlichen "schicke diese mail an 20 Freunde"-Schreibletten sind der perfekte Wurm.

    Und die Weiterversender tuen das sogar freiwillig.
    Fuehlen sich sogar gut dabei.

    Nur um bei der naechsten Wurm-Warnung panikmaessig Konserven, Wasservorraete, Batterien zu horten.
    Und die Festplatte vorsorglich zu formatieren.

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