Weihnachtsgrüße vom Rechtsanwalt
Folgende Mail kursiert unter amerikanischen Rechtsanwälten, ich fands lustig:
SEASON GREETINGS
"From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee").
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of summer solstice
holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,or
their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all..... and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calender year 2002, but
with due respect for the calenders of choice of other cultures or sects,
and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
Note:
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
*This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
*This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
*This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes.
*This greeting may not be enforcable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
*This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first.
*The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
*Any reference in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our
Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or ficticious, dead
or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of
this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referred third party names
and
images are hereby acknowledged."
yours sincerely
Ruebenkraut