> > GUNFIGHTER
> >
> > A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best
> > gunfighter alive. He practiced every day, but knew he
> > was still missing something that would make him the
> > best.
> >
> > One night, as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted
> > an old man who had the reputation of having been the
> > greatest gunfighter of his day. So the young fella
> > went over to the old man and told him his dream.
> >
> > The old man looked him up and down and said, 'I have a
> > suggestion that is sure to help.'
> >
> > 'Tell me, tell me,' said the young man.
> >
> > 'Tie the bottom of your holster lower onto your leg.'
> >
> > 'Will that make me a better gunfighter?'
> >
> > 'Definitely,' said the old man.
> >
> > The young gunman did what he was told, then in a flash
> > he drew his gun and shot the bow tie off the piano
> > player.
> >
> > 'Wow, that really helped. Do you have any more
> > suggestions?'
> >
> > 'Yep. If you cut a notch in the top of your holster
> > where the hammer hits, the gun will come out
> > smoother.'
> >
> > 'Will that make me a better gunfighter?'
> >
> > 'It sure will,' said the old man.
> >
> > The young guy did what he was told, drew his gun in a
> > blur and shot a cufflink off the piano player.
> >
> > 'This is really helping me. Is there anything else you
> > can share with me?'
> >
> > 'One more thing,' said the old man, 'Get that can of
> > axle grease over there in the corner and rub it all
> > over your gun.'
> >
> > The young man didn't hesitate but started putting the
> > grease just on the barrel of the gun.
> >
> > 'No, the whole gun, handle and everything,' said the
> > old man.
> >
> > 'Will that make me a better gunfighter?'
> >
> > 'No,' said the old man, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets
> > done playing that piano he's going to shove that gun
> > up your ass, and it won't hurt as much.'
> >
> >
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