Apparently this item briefly appeared on the McDonnell Douglas web site. The individual who posted it obviously had a better sense of homour than the
executives who immediately forced it's removal.
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.
In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not
required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
1. ___ Mr. ___ Mrs. ___ Ms. ___ Miss ___ Lt. ___ Gen.
___ Comrade ___ Classified ___ Other
First Name: .....................................................
Initial: ........
Last Name: ......................................................
Password: .............................. (max 8 char)
Code Name: ......................................................
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ........... ..........
2. Which model of aircraft did you purchase?
___ F-14 Tomcat
___ F-15 Eagle
___ F-16 Falcon
___ F-117A Stealth
___ Classified
3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19....... / ....... /......
4. Serial Number: ...............................................
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
___ Received as gift / aid package
___ Catalogue showroom
___ Independent arms broker
___ Mail order
___ Discount store
___ Government surplus
___ Classified
6. Please tick how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product
you have just purchased:
___ Heard loud noise, looked up
___ Store display
___ Espionage
___ Recommended by friend / relative / ally
___ Political lobbying by manufacturer
___ Was attacked by one
7. Please tick the three (3) factors that most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
___ Style / appearance
___ Speed / maneuverability
___ Price / value
___ Comfort / convenience
___ Kickback / bribe
___ Recommended by salesperson
___ McDonnell Douglas reputation
___ Advanced Weapons Systems
___ Backroom politics
___ Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please tick the location(s) where this product will be used:
___ North America
___ Central / South America
___ Iraq
___ Aircraft carrier
___ Europe
___ Iraq
___ Middle East (not Iraq)
___ Africa
___ Asia / Far East
___ Misc. Third World countries
___ Iraq
___ Classified
9. Please tick the products that you currently own or intend to
purchase in the near future:
___ Colour TV
___ VCR
___ ICBM
___ Killer Satellite
___ CD Player
___ Air-to-Air Missiles
___ Space Shuttle
___ Home Computer
___ Nuclear Weapon
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Tick all
that apply)
___ Communist / Socialist
___ Terrorist
___ Crazed
___ Neutral
___ Democratic
___ Dictatorship
___ Corrupt
___ Primitive / Tribal
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
___ Deficit spending
___ Cash
___ Suitcases of cocaine
___ Oil revenues
___ Personal check
___ Credit card
___ Ransom money
___ Traveler's check
12. Your occupation:
___ Homemaker
___ Sales / marketing
___ Revolutionary
___ Clerical
___ Mercenary
___ Tyrant
___ Middle management
___ Eccentric billionaire
___ Defense Minister / General
___ Retired
___ Student
13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please
indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse
enjoy participating on a regular basis:
___ Golf
___ Boating / sailing
___ Sabotage
___ Running / jogging
___ Propaganda / disinformation
___ Destabilization / overthrow
___ Default on loans
___ Gardening
___ Crafts
___ Black market / smuggling
___ Collectibles / collections
___ Watching sports on TV
___ Wines
___ Interrogation / torture
___ Household pets
___ Crushing rebellions
___ Espionage / reconnaissance
___ Fashion clothing
___ Border disputes
___ Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.
Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and
special offers from other companies, Governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
(Beitrag wurde von soener am 18.01.2001 um 16:55 Uhr bearbeitet.)
