Na? Mal Hitler interviewen?

[Der Admiral]

Ich glaub es nicht - (http://www.activehistory.co.uk/head2head/hitler/activity.htm) hier kann man Hitler interviewen.

[stu]

der antwortet gar nicht! zumindest nicht auf das was ich fragen will!

[Der Admiral]

Was hast Du ihn denn gefragt? Wie es Eva geht? Oder was Du anziehen sollst?

[Der Admiral]

Q: What shall I wear tonight?

A: Whilst my hair is black, my eyes are brown - so knowing how self-obsessed I am, that is probably my favourite colour. Yes, I know they're supposed to be blue...I had bad eyesight and took cocaine eye drops to alleviate the discomfort. I refused to wear glasses, however, as I regarded this as a sign of weakness.

[stu]

ich hab natürlich gefragt ob er auf blond steht, und ob er mir einen gin tonic oder ein kleid kauft.
eben was ich alle immer frage.

[Der Admiral]

Q: Do you like to buy me a gin tonic?

A: Either your English is terrible or there is a gap in my brain - why not submit that question to the webmaster?

Also, zumindest ist er ehrlich, der kleine Schlawiner.

[Tristram Shandy]

Nicht die Frage in das Antwortfeld schreiben, stu,
Das Fragefeld ist das Schmale oben....

[Herr Weber]

Hahaha!! Ich fragte: Beatles or Rolling Stones?

Hitler antwortete:

Listen carefully. Although I do not play any musical instruments myself, I like grand German Opera such as that written by Wagner. I attended my first Wagner opera at the age of 12 - it was called Lohengrin. The emotion, the power, the aggression - all of these things really impress me! I detest jazz and other 'decadent' music, which undermines the moral fibre of the nation. Anyone caught listening to it would not be treated lightly!

[Herr Genista]

Ganz der alte:

Q: Would you like to buy me a drink?

A: I refuse to drink alcohol because it weakens the mind and the body. I saw plenty of drunks during my time in Vienna during World War One.

Q: May I ask you to buy me a dress?

A: I don't think much of you at all, to be quite frank.

Q: Why do you say that?`

A: I married Eva Braun, a middle class Catholic, because she was incredibly loyal and loving. She was not the brightest of people, but women aren't supposed to be clever anyway in my opinion!

Q: So you compare me to Eva, and I lose?

A: My wife was Eva Braun (born 1912). Many people think I never made love to her (not that she was bothered). I liked her as she was a quiet, middle class Catholic from Munich. We married in May 1945 and we killed ourselves the following day: she poisoned herself, I shot myself. It was her decision to kill herself - I have nothing to feel guilty about.

Q: Would you please answer my question?

A: The most common question I am asked by a long chalk is 'Why did you hate the Jews'?.

Q: That was not my question, though.

A: This is between you and me. The most common question I am asked by a long chalk is 'Why did you hate the Jews'?.

Q: Yes, you mentioned that.

A: I do apologise, but I don't know what you are getting at! Why not submit this question to ActiveHistory to update my brain?

Q: Looks like you could use an upgrade indeed.

A: My English must be getting rusty - I didn't get that question at all - either rephrase it or submit it to ActiveHistory to amend my brain!

Q: I see. Mr. Hitler, thank you for your time.

A: Does this face look bothered?.

Q: Does your face look bothered?

A:The ideal Aryan woman had blonde hair, blue eyes, heavy hips (for child-bearing), no make-up and no desire for a career. They also cooked 'Eintopf' once a week. The ideal Aryan man had the same colouring but was strong and ready for war!

Q: May I leave now?

A: I didn't want to fall into the hands of the enemy alive. They would have used this in their propaganda. And I was disgusted with my people anyway, because they let me down, losing the war.

Q: Oh, shut up!

A: I became leader of the Nazis in 1922. In particular, my speech-making powers were crucial in helping me to rise in the party (which is why I never shut up); I also designed the Swastika. In 1923 I formulated the 'Fuhrer Principle' in which I decided that one strong leader was necessary to lead the country rather than the weak and divisive democracy which I felt was destroying our nation.

Q: Good bye, Mr Hitler.

A: Get lost.

[Porno Iglesias]

Heute morgen in Plauderlaune.

Q: What do you think about Ronald Schills attempt to imitate your moustache?

A: I used to have a 'handlebar' moustache like my father, but in 1913 my sister-in-law suggested that I should cut off the points. Years later, when she saw my picture in a newspaper she said, 'Adolf has gone too far!'. Well, at least it's distinctive, I suppose...recently some people even painted my 'tache onto a poster of Britney Spears, arguing she was trying to take over the (pop) world!