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Pomito
09.10.2002, 11:38
Fast schon ein Fall fürs Paparazzi-Forum. Soeben erreicht mich dieser erschütternde Hilferuf aus Afrika:

ATTN:PRESIDENT/CEO

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
JOHNSON AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D’IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER

FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW

HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE

MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND

CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM THIRTY MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$30,000,000,00.) WITH A
SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE, FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO
INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY
ON OUR BEHALF. ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE,
SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (JOHNSON) WHO
HAS THE MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID
FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY,
BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO
WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL
COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND
NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT
EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN
CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL
PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU
WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND
ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION
FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS(m.seko1@crux.com )THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS M. SESE SEKO

DerCaptain
09.10.2002, 12:29
Siehe auch hier. (http://www.alles-bonanza.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1028)

U_Sterblich
09.10.2002, 13:06
Ich habe vor ein paar Jahren in Brüssel einen herrlichen Dokumentarfilm über Mobutu gesehen. Wirklich großes Kino. Es gab eine Szene, in der ein riesiger Staatsakt gezeigt wurde, anlässlich der Inauguration von Mobutus eigenem Rakentenprogramm, für das er eine menge drittklassiger Wissenschaftler engagiert hatte. Es gibt also viel Pomp und Aufmarsch, Reden und Trara, und dann endlich wird die Rakete abgeschossen, Richtung Weltall. Sie fliegt einen kleinen lustigen Bogen und landet dann in einem Tümpel. Alle gucken. Mobutus Miene bleibt unbewegt. Nie wieder habe ich komischeres gesehen.

Ruebenkraut
09.10.2002, 13:19
U, you made my day.

Großer Lacher, auch ohne den Film gesehen zu haben.

DerCaptain
09.10.2002, 13:31
Rakentenprogramm im Tümpel. Passt doch.

Hier übrigens die neuste Variante (http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzkultur/0,1518,217344,00.html) der Nigeria-Nummer.

D. John
09.10.2002, 20:12
Tsss, was für ein trauriges Ende einer Karriere als DiktatorenFirstLady: Schreibkraft bei der Nigeria Connection.

Ulrike, einfach Gross! Artig!