Zazie
03.04.2002, 15:04
> > > > HOW GUYS SELECT THE WOMAN THEY WANT TO MARRY...
> > > >> A man is dating three women and wants to
> > > >> decide which to marry.
> > > >> He decides
> > > >> to give them a test. He gives each woman a present
> > > >> of $5,000 and watches
> > > >> to see what
> > > >> they do with the money.
> > > >> The first does a total make over. She goes
> > > >> to a fancy beauty
> > > >> salon, gets
> > > >> her hair done, new make up and buys several new
> > > >> outfits and dresses up
> > > >> very nicely
> > > >> for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
> > > >> be more attractive
> > > >> for him
> > > >> because she loves him so much. The man was
> > > >> impressed.
> > > >> The second goes shopping to buy the man
> > > >> gifts. She gets him a
> > > >> new set of
> > > >> golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and
> > > >> some expensive
> > > >> clothes. As she
> > > >> presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
> > > >> spent all the money on
> > > >> him because
> > > >> she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
> > > >> The third invests the money in the stock
> > > >> market. She earns
> > > >> several times
> > > >> the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
> > > >> reinvests the remainder in
> > > >> a joint
> > > >> account. She tells him that she wants to save for
> > > >> their future because
> > > >> she loves him
> > > >> so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
> > > >> The man thought for a long time about what
> > > >> each woman had done
> > > >> with the
> > > >> money, and then he married the one with the largest
> > > >> breasts.
> > > >> Men are Men.
> > > >> A man is dating three women and wants to
> > > >> decide which to marry.
> > > >> He decides
> > > >> to give them a test. He gives each woman a present
> > > >> of $5,000 and watches
> > > >> to see what
> > > >> they do with the money.
> > > >> The first does a total make over. She goes
> > > >> to a fancy beauty
> > > >> salon, gets
> > > >> her hair done, new make up and buys several new
> > > >> outfits and dresses up
> > > >> very nicely
> > > >> for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
> > > >> be more attractive
> > > >> for him
> > > >> because she loves him so much. The man was
> > > >> impressed.
> > > >> The second goes shopping to buy the man
> > > >> gifts. She gets him a
> > > >> new set of
> > > >> golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and
> > > >> some expensive
> > > >> clothes. As she
> > > >> presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
> > > >> spent all the money on
> > > >> him because
> > > >> she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
> > > >> The third invests the money in the stock
> > > >> market. She earns
> > > >> several times
> > > >> the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
> > > >> reinvests the remainder in
> > > >> a joint
> > > >> account. She tells him that she wants to save for
> > > >> their future because
> > > >> she loves him
> > > >> so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
> > > >> The man thought for a long time about what
> > > >> each woman had done
> > > >> with the
> > > >> money, and then he married the one with the largest
> > > >> breasts.
> > > >> Men are Men.