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random walk
22.02.2002, 10:21
Im Urlaub ist man ja fahrlässig und gibt schon mal seine Email Adresse hübschen dummen Amerikanerinnen. Das hat man davon:

«Here is a pretty neat little
thing from Paul Harvey. See if
you can guess the riddle at the
end.

Paul Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things
better for our kids that we made
them worse. For my
grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to
know about hand me down clothes
and homemade ice cream and
leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I
really would.

I hope you learn humility by
being humiliated, and that you
learn honesty by being cheated.

I hope you learn to make your
own bed and mow the lawn and
wash the car.

And I really hope nobody gives
you a brand new car when you are
sixteen.

It will be good if at least one
time you can see puppies born
and your old dog put to sleep.

I hope you get a black eye
fighting for something you
believe in.

I hope you have to share a
bedroom with your younger
brother/sister. And it's all
right if you have to draw a line
down the middle of the room,but
when he wants to crawl under the
covers with you because he's
scared, I hope you let him.

When you want to see a movie and
your little brother/sister wants
to tag along, I hope you'll let
him/her.

I hope you have to walk uphill
to school with your friends and
that you live in a town where
you can do it safely.

On rainy days when you have to
catch a ride, I hope you don't
blocks away so you won't be seen
riding with someone as uncool as
your Mom.

If you want a slingshot, I hope
your Dad teaches you how to make
one instead of buying one.

I hope you learn to dig in the
dirt and read books.

When you learn to use computers,
I hope you also learn to add and
subtract in your head.
> > >
I hope you get teased by your
friends when you have your first
crush on a boy\girl, and when
you talk back to your mother
that you learn what ivory soap
tastes like.

May you skin your knee climbing
a mountain, burn your hand on a
stove and stick your tongue on a
frozen flagpole.

I don't care if you try a beer
once, but I hope you don't like
it. And if a friend offers you
dope or a joint, I hope you
realize he is not your friend.

I sure hope you make time to sit
on a porch with your
Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing
with your Uncle.
> > >
May you feel sorrow at a funeral
and joy during the holidays.

I hope your mother punishes you
when you throw a baseball
through your neighbor's window
and that she hugs you and kisses
you at Hannukah/Christmas time
when you give her a plaster mold
of your hand.
> > >
These things I wish for you -
tough times and disappointment,
hard work and happiness. To me,
it's the only way to appreciate
life.

Written with a pen. Sealed with
a kiss. I'm here for you. And if
I die before you do, I'll go to
heaven and wait for you.
> > >
Send this to all of your
friends. We secure our friends,
not by accepting favors, but by
doing them.
> > >
Paul Harvey RIDDLE:

When asked this riddle, 80% of
kindergarten kids got the
answer, compared to 17% of
Stanford University seniors.
> > >
What is greater than God, More
evil than the devil, The poor
have it, The rich need it, And
if you eat it, you'll die?
> > >
Send this to 10 people and then
press shift and you will get the
answer.

P.S. You won't believe this, but
this really does give you the
answer!!!!»

Ach ja, ich gehöre zu den 20 Prozent Kids oder zu den 83 Prozent Stanford-Seniors.Soll mir doch einer die Antwort geben.

Berta Cardella
22.02.2002, 10:29
*weiß auch keine Antwort *

Um Himmels Willen, die Amis. Mein herzliches Beileid, random walk.

Anastasia
22.02.2002, 14:38
Die Antwort lautet: nichts resp. nothing. Wahnsinnig tiefgründig.

Beileid auch von mir.

grisbert
22.02.2002, 23:16
Da geben sich mehr oder minder talentierte Computerfreaks mehr oder minder Muehe, um die teuflischsten Internet-Wuermer zu kreieren.
Braeuchten die garnicht.

Diese duemmlichen "schicke diese mail an 20 Freunde"-Schreibletten sind der perfekte Wurm.

Und die Weiterversender tuen das sogar freiwillig.
Fuehlen sich sogar gut dabei.

Nur um bei der naechsten Wurm-Warnung panikmaessig Konserven, Wasservorraete, Batterien zu horten.
Und die Festplatte vorsorglich zu formatieren.