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S@bbi
22.01.2002, 11:02
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> > > > > > > Sorry,
> > > > > > > but this chain letter is for real.
> > > > > > > When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
> > > > > > > she ignored it and a week later the love of her
> > > > > > > life dumped her for no good reason so
> > > > > > > BEWARE,
> > > > > > > and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Lovers of the Heart
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > In order to form
> > > > > > > a more perfect kiss,
> > > > > > > enable the mighty hug to promote
> > > > > > > to whom we please
> > > > > > > but one kiss.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Article 1:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Statement of Love:
> > > > > > > The Kiss
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the hand
> > > > > > > I adore you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the cheek
> > > > > > > I just want to be friends
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the neck
> > > > > > > I want you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 4.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the lips
> > > > > > > I love you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 5.
> > > > > > > Kiss on the ears
> > > > > > > I am just playing
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 6.
> > > > > > > Kiss anywhere else
> > > > > > > lets not get carried away
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 7.
> > > > > > > Look in your eyes
> > > > > > > kiss me
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 8.
> > > > > > > Playing with your hair
> > > > > > > I can't live without you
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 9.
> > > > > > > Hand on your waist
> > > > > > > I love you to much to let you go
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Article 2:
> > > > > > > The Three Steps
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > > Girls:
> > > > > > > If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > > Guys
> > > > > > > If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3.
> > > > > > > Guys & Girls
> > > > > > > Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Article 3:
> > > > > > > The Commandments
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > > Thou shall not squeeze
> > > > > > > too hard.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > > Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
> > > > > > > but take one.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3.
> > > > > > > Thou shall kiss
> > > > > > > at every opportunity.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > * Remember *
> > > > > > > A peach is a peach
> > > > > > > A plum is a plum,
> > > > > > > A kiss isn't a kiss
> > > > > > > Without some tongue.
> > > > > > > So open up your mouth
> > > > > > > close your eyes,
> > > > > > > and give your tongue
> > > > > > > some exercise!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Here are a few reasons
> > > > > > > why guys like girls:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > > They will always smell good
> > > > > > > even if its just shampoo
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > > The way their heads always
> > > > > > > find the right spot on our shoulder
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3.
> > > > > > > How cute they look when they sleep
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 4.
> > > > > > > The ease in which they fit into our arms
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 5.
> > > > > > > The way they kiss you and
> > > > > > > all of a sudden everything
> > > > > > > is right in the world
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 6.
> > > > > > > How cute they are when they eat
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 7.
> > > > > > > The way they take hours
> > > > > > > to get dressed
> > > > > > > but in the end
> > > > > > > it makes it all worth while
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 8.
> > > > > > > Because they are always
> > > > > > > warm even when its minus 30 outside
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 9.
> > > > > > > The way they look good
> > > > > > > no matter what they wear
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 10.
> > > > > > > The way they fish for compliments
> > > > > > > even though you both know that you
> > > > > > > think she's the most
> > > > > > > beautiful thing on this earth
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 11.
> > > > > > > How cute they are when they argue
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 12.
> > > > > > > The way her hand always finds yours
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 13.
> > > > > > > The way they smile
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 14.
> > > > > > > The way you feel
> > > > > > > when you see their name
> > > > > > > on the call ID
> > > > > > > after you just had a big fight
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 15.
> > > > > > > The way she says
> > > > > > > "lets not fight anymore"
> > > > > > > even though you know that
> > > > > > > an hour later....
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 16.
> > > > > > > The way they kiss when
> > > > > > > you do something nice for them
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 17.
> > > > > > > The way they kiss you
> > > > > > > when you say
> > > > > > > "I love you"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 18.
> > > > > > > Actually ...
> > > > > > > just the way they kiss you...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 19.
> > > > > > > The way they fall into your arms
> > > > > > > when they cry
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 20.
> > > > > > > Then the way they apologize
> > > > > > > for crying over something that silly
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 21.
> > > > > > > The way they hit you
> > > > > > > and expect it to hurt
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 22.
> > > > > > > Then the way they apologize
> > > > > > > when it does hurt.
> > > > > > > (even though we don't admit it)!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 23.
> > > > > > > The way they say
> > > > > > > "I miss you"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 24.
> > > > > > > The way you miss them
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 25.
> > > > > > > The way their tears
> > > > > > > make you want to
> > > > > > > change the world
> > > > > > > so that it
> > > > > > > doesn't hurt her anymore.....
> > > > > > > Yet regardless
> > > > > > > if you love them,
> > > > > > > hate them,
> > > > > > > wish they would die
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > know that you would die
> > > > > > > without them ...
> > > > > > > it matters not.
> > > > > > > Because once in your life,
> > > > > > > whatever they were to the world
> > > > > > > they become everything to you..
> > > > > > > When you look them in the eyes,
> > > > > > > traveling to
> > > > > > > the depths of their souls
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > you say a million things
> > > > > > > without trace of a sound,
> > > > > > > you know that your own life
> > > > > > > is inevitable consumed
> > > > > > > within the rhythmic beatings
> > > > > > > of her very heart.
> > > > > > > We love them for a million reasons,
> > > > > > > No paper would do it justice.
> > > > > > > It is a thing not of the mind
> > > > > > > but of the heart.
> > > > > > > A feeling.
> > > > > > > Only felt.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > *
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This chain started in 1887.
> > > > > > > It is a love chain letter.
> > > > > > > In an hour you are
> > > > > > > supposed to send it to
> > > > > > > 25 people.
> > > > > > > It is easy, just look into
> > > > > > > chat rooms and find them.
> > > > > > > Anyway,
> > > > > > > send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
> > > > > > > Now here
> > > > > > > comes the fun part.
> > > > > > > You then say
> > > > > > > the name of the person
> > > > > > > you like or love
> > > > > > > and then the person will say
> > > > > > > "I love you,"
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > "Will you go out with me?"
> > > > > > > NO JOKE!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > This is just too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a
chain
> > > letter that I don't mind... IT'S FUNNY (DON'T BREAK THE CHAIN)
> > >
> > > A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak.
> After
> > > mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. the monsignor
replied,
> 'When
> > > I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass
of
> vodka
> > > next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a
sip."
So
> > > next
> > > Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the
sermon,
> he
> > > got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon
his
> > > return to his office after mass, he found the following note on
the
> door:
> > > 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
> > > 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
> > > 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
> > > 4.Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
> > > 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
> > > 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
> > > 7.The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior
> and
> > > the Spook.
> > > 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
> > > 9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his Donkey,
don't
> say
> > > he was stoned off his ass.
> > > 10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
> > > 11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said,"Take
this
and
> > > eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
> > > 12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
> > > 13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
thanks
> for
> > > the grub, yeah God.
> > > 14.Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peters
not
a
> > > Peter-pulling contest at St.Taffy's.
> > >
> > > The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck
to
> > > everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have
> > > badluck.
> > > Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
five
of
> > your
> > > friends to whom you wish good luck. You will see that something
good
> > > happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken

DerCaptain
22.01.2002, 13:50
Was sind das nur für Menschen, die sich solchen Dreck ausdenken?

Und was sind das für Menschen, die diesen Schund dann auch noch forwarden...

S@bbi
22.01.2002, 13:53
Aber echt!!!

...aber wenn ich ganz schrecklich viel Pech bekomme, sage ich bescheid!!

:)